dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I wish i was in the wii world.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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