yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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