Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think your dad took our porno
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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