It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
