she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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