So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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