yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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