Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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