school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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