i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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