can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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