i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
