When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
