Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and she was petting her beer can
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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