My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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