I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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