Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
