My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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