If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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