the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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