So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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