I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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