I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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