High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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