Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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