I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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