I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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