I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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