It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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