Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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