Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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