You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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