I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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