well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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