So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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