Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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