I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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