When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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