only if we run a train.
done.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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