awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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