If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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