At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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