: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You work out of a Hotel?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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