do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
