One girl and one boy is just not enough.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I party with great urgency now.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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