white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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