the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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