"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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