we're blogging at a bar
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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