Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
