okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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